Jake Boy

Jake: ... Who the hell are you? ... This book? It's about a butt that wanders around a room in one hotel and then sucks people's heads inside it. Very inspiring! It's very early in the morning.... Yeah.. there is not supposed to be moon tonight, but every time you step through that gate that leads you to here... the moon shows up. Why there is gravestones on our yard even if it's old abandoned mental hospital? Those are the people I have had fun with... And some are for the people I am going to have fun with. I have lived here... long time since my dad was destroyed. He was a dick! Very boring dick. If he was just a dick then it might have been more interesting... XD ... My mom? I killed her as soon as I was born. Guess I was hungry.. I think i will pay a visit to you later... Want some cookies? They're great even if I do say so myself. They make you feel... goooood! X3

Me: Phew! Don' get too involved with this guy! He was strangely in a good mood... o.o Wish I could make a game where you can wonder around his house! And try not get killed meaning you would have to try to make Jake like you... X3 He likes three things... and those usually means victims.... He visits people's homes and might even enter your dream... but when you wake up... you might find his hat next to you... X3 Killing won't work for there exist only one person that is able to kill him. Who ever had made him "alive" can kill him... and nowadays it is one girl who has not found a way to kill him... yet... but tries very hard. X3 He's a zombie. Meaning his heart doesn't beat, except if he gets excited. He loves pain and drink poison every morning... and then throws up blood. He love baking but what he puts in them... all kinds of pills and... stuff... so don't eat his cookies or... other things! He doesn't like much of cute things... 'specially not Teletubbies! Unless he has drugged himself... Then he watches the show and plays along..